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Nov 21 / 3:03am

Man + Woman = * - equation

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +


To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!



Is that equation right, you decide

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Nov 17 / 12:44am

George Carlin on Saving the Planet, lol

via youtube.com

Man you got to admit the sense of humor. Genius. Even I feel the same. Politicians are covering up some thing so that they make money and stay in power.

No offense meant against people who are trying to save the world. LOL.

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Nov 16 / 11:07pm

Bigshot: A Camera for Education
via bigshotcamera.org

Build your own camera, kewl DIY stuff huh

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Nov 16 / 11:01pm

Osim Sona Pillow | Fubiz™

via fubiz.net

Amazing, expressions are breath taking. Nice advertisement for a pillow

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Nov 16 / 2:45am

Skyscrapers made of staples

via 20.media.tumblr.com

Man, Why didn't I think about this first?
Sheeh, kabab....

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Nov 16 / 2:42am

Corporate Color Logos.

via farm1.static.flickr.com

Check out what is corporate America favorite color

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Filed under  //  color   logo   logographic  

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Nov 15 / 4:54pm

My first HDR attempt

The first photo is the HDR, and the rest of the following images are different exposures

       
Click here to download:
My_first_HDR_attempt_tag_HDR_C.zip (720 KB)

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Filed under  //  Chennai   HDR   Photography  

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Nov 11 / 2:44am

Contegious - Quadriplegic Gives Motivational Speech for Students

via snackfeed.com

Speechless, don't miss the video

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Nov 9 / 3:17am

Investments to flow soon: Renault-Nissan chief- Automobiles-Auto-News By Industry-News-The Economic Times

Talking about the failure of the Logan sedan and his relationship with partner Mahindra, Mr Ghosn said: “True the Logan is not doing well. But we are also talking to Mahindras to find some solutions. I am convinced not only about the potential of the Indian market but about India as an exporter and most important as a participant in the engineering and product planning effort of Renault-Nissan,” he said.
via economictimes.indiatimes.com

Mahindra Renault Logan Lovers - Enjoy the entry level European car to be over priced as Mid segment in India.

P.S: I too own a crappy Mahindra Renault Logan.

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Filed under  //  fail   Logan   Mahindra   Renault  

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Nov 8 / 9:58pm

Naatil Evidey?

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate is our Kutty.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Kutty says to himself,'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Kutty says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Kutty says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.
Kutty says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays  and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said
'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Kutty turns to the other candidate and says
'Naatil Evidey ?' (Where are you from in Kerala?)

The other candidate answers…
'Thrissur' (A city in Kerala)

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